.tweet, .query { font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 120%; color: #085258; } .tweet .tweet_list, .query .tweet_list { -webkit-border-radius: .5em; list-style-type: none; margin: 0; padding: 0; overflow-y: hidden; background-color: #8ADEE2; } .tweet .tweet_list .awesome, .tweet .tweet_list .epic, .query .tweet_list .awesome, .query .tweet_list .epic { text-transform: uppercase; } .tweet .tweet_list li, .query .tweet_list li { overflow-y: auto; overflow-x: hidden; padding: .5em; } .tweet .tweet_list li a, .query .tweet_list li a { color: #0C717A; } .tweet .tweet_list .tweet_even, .query .tweet_list .tweet_even { background-color: #91E5E7; } .tweet .tweet_list .tweet_avatar, .query .tweet_list .tweet_avatar { padding-right: .5em; float: left; } .tweet .tweet_list .tweet_avatar img, .query .tweet_list .tweet_avatar img { vertical-align: middle; } (function($) { $.fn.tweet = function(o){ var s = $.extend({ username: null, // [string or array] required unless using the 'query' option; one or more twitter screen names list: null, // [string] optional name of list belonging to username favorites: false, // [boolean] display the user's favorites instead of his tweets query: null, // [string] optional search query avatar_size: null, // [integer] height and width of avatar if displayed (48px max) count: 3, // [integer] how many tweets to display? fetch: null, // [integer] how many tweets to fetch via the API (set this higher than 'count' if using the 'filter' option) page: 1, // [integer] which page of results to fetch (if count != fetch, you'll get unexpected results) retweets: true, // [boolean] whether to fetch (official) retweets (not supported in all display modes) intro_text: null, // [string] do you want text BEFORE your your tweets? outro_text: null, // [string] do you want text AFTER your tweets? join_text: null, // [string] optional text in between date and tweet, try setting to "auto" auto_join_text_default: "i said,", // [string] auto text for non verb: "i said" bullocks auto_join_text_ed: "i", // [string] auto text for past tense: "i" surfed auto_join_text_ing: "i am", // [string] auto tense for present tense: "i was" surfing auto_join_text_reply: "i replied to", // [string] auto tense for replies: "i replied to" @someone "with" auto_join_text_url: "i was looking at", // [string] auto tense for urls: "i was looking at" http:... loading_text: null, // [string] optional loading text, displayed while tweets load refresh_interval: null , // [integer] optional number of seconds after which to reload tweets twitter_url: "twitter.com", // [string] custom twitter url, if any (apigee, etc.) twitter_api_url: "api.twitter.com", // [string] custom twitter api url, if any (apigee, etc.) twitter_search_url: "search.twitter.com", // [string] custom twitter search url, if any (apigee, etc.) template: "{avatar}{time}{join}{text}", // [string or function] template used to construct each tweet - see code for available vars comparator: function(tweet1, tweet2) { // [function] comparator used to sort tweets (see Array.sort) return tweet2["tweet_time"] - tweet1["tweet_time"]; }, filter: function(tweet) { // [function] whether or not to include a particular tweet (be sure to also set 'fetch') return true; } }, o); // See http://daringfireball.net/2010/07/improved_regex_for_matching_urls var url_regexp = /\b((?:[a-z][\w-]+:(?:\/{1,3}|[a-z0-9%])|www\d{0,3}[.]|[a-z0-9.\-]+[.][a-z]{2,4}\/)(?:[^\s()]+|\(([^\s()]+|(\([^\s()]+\)))*\))+(?:\(([^\s()]+|(\([^\s()]+\)))*\)|[^\s`!()\[\]{};:'".,?«»“”‘’]))/gi; // Expand values inside simple string templates with {placeholders} function t(template, info) { if (typeof template === "string") { var result = template; for(var key in info) { var val = info[key]; result = result.replace(new RegExp('{'+key+'}','g'), val === null ? '' : val); } return result; } else return template(info); } function replacer (regex, replacement) { return function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regex, replacement)); }); return $(returning); }; } $.fn.extend({ linkUrl: replacer(url_regexp, function(match) { var url = (/^[a-z]+:/i).test(match) ? match : "http://"+match; return ""+match+""; }), linkUser: replacer(/@(\w+)/gi, "@$1"), // Support various latin1 (\u00**) and arabic (\u06**) alphanumeric chars linkHash: replacer(/(?:^| )[\#]+([\w\u00c0-\u00d6\u00d8-\u00f6\u00f8-\u00ff\u0600-\u06ff]+)/gi, ' #$1'), capAwesome: replacer(/\b(awesome)\b/gi, '$1'), capEpic: replacer(/\b(epic)\b/gi, '$1'), makeHeart: replacer(/(<)+[3]/gi, "♥") }); function parse_date(date_str) { // The non-search twitter APIs return inconsistently-formatted dates, which Date.parse // cannot handle in IE. We therefore perform the following transformation: // "Wed Apr 29 08:53:31 +0000 2009" => "Wed, Apr 29 2009 08:53:31 +0000" return Date.parse(date_str.replace(/^([a-z]{3})( [a-z]{3} \d\d?)(.*)( \d{4})$/i, '$1,$2$4$3')); } function relative_time(date) { var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - date) / 1000, 10); var r = ''; if (delta < 60) { r = delta + ' seconds ago'; } else if(delta < 120) { r = 'a minute ago'; } else if(delta < (45*60)) { r = (parseInt(delta / 60, 10)).toString() + ' minutes ago'; } else if(delta < (2*60*60)) { r = 'an hour ago'; } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) { r = '' + (parseInt(delta / 3600, 10)).toString() + ' hours ago'; } else if(delta < (48*60*60)) { r = 'a day ago'; } else { r = (parseInt(delta / 86400, 10)).toString() + ' days ago'; } return 'about ' + r; } function build_auto_join_text(text) { if (text.match(/^(@([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)) .*/i)) { return s.auto_join_text_reply; } else if (text.match(url_regexp)) { return s.auto_join_text_url; } else if (text.match(/^((\w+ed)|just) .*/im)) { return s.auto_join_text_ed; } else if (text.match(/^(\w*ing) .*/i)) { return s.auto_join_text_ing; } else { return s.auto_join_text_default; } } function build_api_url() { var proto = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https:' : 'http:'); var count = (s.fetch === null) ? s.count : s.fetch; if (s.list) { return proto+"//"+s.twitter_api_url+"/1/"+s.username[0]+"/lists/"+s.list+"/statuses.json?page="+s.page+"&per_page="+count+"&callback=?"; } else if (s.favorites) { return proto+"//"+s.twitter_api_url+"/favorites/"+s.username[0]+".json?page="+s.page+"&count="+count+"&callback=?"; } else if (s.query === null && s.username.length == 1) { return proto+'//'+s.twitter_api_url+'/1/statuses/user_timeline.json?screen_name='+s.username[0]+'&count='+count+(s.retweets ? '&include_rts=1' : '')+'&page='+s.page+'&callback=?'; } else { var query = (s.query || 'from:'+s.username.join(' OR from:')); return proto+'//'+s.twitter_search_url+'/search.json?&q='+encodeURIComponent(query)+'&rpp='+count+'&page='+s.page+'&callback=?'; } } // Convert twitter API objects into data available for // constructing each tweet using a template function extract_template_data(item){ var o = {}; o.item = item; o.source = item.source; o.screen_name = item.from_user || item.user.screen_name; o.avatar_size = s.avatar_size; o.avatar_url = item.profile_image_url || item.user.profile_image_url; o.retweet = typeof(item.retweeted_status) != 'undefined'; o.tweet_time = parse_date(item.created_at); o.join_text = s.join_text == "auto" ? build_auto_join_text(item.text) : s.join_text; o.tweet_id = item.id_str; o.twitter_base = "http://"+s.twitter_url+"/"; o.user_url = o.twitter_base+o.screen_name; o.tweet_url = o.user_url+"/status/"+o.tweet_id; o.reply_url = o.twitter_base+"intent/tweet?in_reply_to="+o.tweet_id; o.retweet_url = o.twitter_base+"intent/retweet?tweet_id="+o.tweet_id; o.favorite_url = o.twitter_base+"intent/favorite?tweet_id="+o.tweet_id; o.retweeted_screen_name = o.retweet && item.retweeted_status.user.screen_name; o.tweet_relative_time = relative_time(o.tweet_time); o.tweet_raw_text = o.retweet ? ('RT @'+o.retweeted_screen_name+' '+item.retweeted_status.text) : item.text; // avoid '...' in long retweets o.tweet_text = $([o.tweet_raw_text]).linkUrl().linkUser().linkHash()[0]; o.tweet_text_fancy = $([o.tweet_text]).makeHeart().capAwesome().capEpic()[0]; // Default spans, and pre-formatted blocks for common layouts o.user = t('{screen_name}', o); o.join = s.join_text ? t(' {join_text} ', o) : ' '; o.avatar = o.avatar_size ? t('', o) : ''; o.time = t('{tweet_relative_time}', o); o.text = t('{tweet_text_fancy}', o); o.reply_action = t('reply', o); o.retweet_action = t('retweet', o); o.favorite_action = t('favorite', o); return o; } return this.each(function(i, widget){ var list = $('').appendTo(widget); var intro = ''+s.intro_text+''; var outro = ''+s.outro_text+''; var loading = $(''+s.loading_text+''); if(s.username && typeof(s.username) == "string"){ s.username = [s.username]; } if (s.loading_text) $(widget).append(loading); $(widget).bind("tweet:load", function(){ $.getJSON(build_api_url(), function(data){ if (s.loading_text) loading.remove(); if (s.intro_text) list.before(intro); list.empty(); var tweets = $.map(data.results || data, extract_template_data); tweets = $.grep(tweets, s.filter).sort(s.comparator).slice(0, s.count); list.append($.map(tweets, function(o) { return "" + t(s.template, o) + ""; }).join('')). children('li:first').addClass('tweet_first').end(). children('li:odd').addClass('tweet_even').end(). children('li:even').addClass('tweet_odd'); if (s.outro_text) list.after(outro); $(widget).trigger("loaded").trigger((tweets.length === 0 ? "empty" : "full")); if (s.refresh_interval) { window.setTimeout(function() { $(widget).trigger("tweet:load"); }, 1000 * s.refresh_interval); } }); }).trigger("tweet:load"); }); }; })(jQuery); function randomString(length) { var chars = '0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXTZabcdefghiklmnopqrstuvwxyz'.split(''); var str = ''; for (var i = 0; i < length; i++) { str += chars[Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)]; } return str; } var rnd = randomString(8); jQuery(document).ready(function($) { $(".rnd").replaceWith(rnd); }); //fancybox ;(function($) { var tmp, loading, overlay, wrap, outer, content, close, title, nav_left, nav_right, selectedIndex = 0, selectedOpts = {}, selectedArray = [], currentIndex = 0, currentOpts = {}, currentArray = [], ajaxLoader = null, imgPreloader = new Image(), imgRegExp = /\.(jpg|gif|png|bmp|jpeg)(.*)?$/i, swfRegExp = /[^\.]\.(swf)\s*$/i, loadingTimer, loadingFrame = 1, titleHeight = 0, titleStr = '', start_pos, final_pos, busy = false, fx = $.extend($('')[0], { prop: 0 }), isIE6 = $.browser.msie && $.browser.version < 7 && !window.XMLHttpRequest, /* * Private methods */ _abort = function() { loading.hide(); imgPreloader.onerror = imgPreloader.onload = null; if (ajaxLoader) { ajaxLoader.abort(); } tmp.empty(); }, _error = function() { if (false === selectedOpts.onError(selectedArray, selectedIndex, selectedOpts)) { loading.hide(); busy = false; return; } selectedOpts.titleShow = false; selectedOpts.width = 'auto'; selectedOpts.height = 'auto'; tmp.html( 'The requested content cannot be loaded.Please try again later.' ); _process_inline(); }, _start = function() { var obj = selectedArray[ selectedIndex ], href, type, title, str, emb, ret; _abort(); selectedOpts = $.extend({}, $.fn.fancybox.defaults, (typeof $(obj).data('fancybox') == 'undefined' ? selectedOpts : $(obj).data('fancybox'))); ret = selectedOpts.onStart(selectedArray, selectedIndex, selectedOpts); if (ret === false) { busy = false; return; } else if (typeof ret == 'object') { selectedOpts = $.extend(selectedOpts, ret); } title = selectedOpts.title || (obj.nodeName ? $(obj).attr('title') : obj.title) || ''; if (obj.nodeName && !selectedOpts.orig) { selectedOpts.orig = $(obj).children("img:first").length ? $(obj).children("img:first") : $(obj); } if (title === '' && selectedOpts.orig && selectedOpts.titleFromAlt) { title = selectedOpts.orig.attr('alt'); } href = selectedOpts.href || (obj.nodeName ? $(obj).attr('href') : obj.href) || null; if ((/^(?:javascript)/i).test(href) || href == '#') { href = null; } if (selectedOpts.type) { type = selectedOpts.type; if (!href) { href = selectedOpts.content; } } else if (selectedOpts.content) { type = 'html'; } else if (href) { if (href.match(imgRegExp)) { type = 'image'; } else if (href.match(swfRegExp)) { type = 'swf'; } else if ($(obj).hasClass("iframe")) { type = 'iframe'; } else if (href.indexOf("#") === 0) { type = 'inline'; } else { type = 'ajax'; } } if (!type) { _error(); return; } if (type == 'inline') { obj = href.substr(href.indexOf("#")); type = $(obj).length > 0 ? 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'auto' : final_pos.height - titleHeight - currentOpts.padding * 2 }) .html( tmp.contents() ); wrap .css(final_pos) .fadeIn( currentOpts.transitionIn == 'none' ? 0 : currentOpts.speedIn, _finish ); }, _format_title = function(title) { if (title && title.length) { if (currentOpts.titlePosition == 'float') { return '' + title + ''; } return '' + title + ''; } return false; }, _process_title = function() { titleStr = currentOpts.title || ''; titleHeight = 0; title .empty() .removeAttr('style') .removeClass(); if (currentOpts.titleShow === false) { title.hide(); return; } titleStr = $.isFunction(currentOpts.titleFormat) ? currentOpts.titleFormat(titleStr, currentArray, currentIndex, currentOpts) : _format_title(titleStr); if (!titleStr || titleStr === '') { title.hide(); return; } title .addClass('fancybox-title-' + currentOpts.titlePosition) .html( titleStr ) .appendTo( 'body' ) .show(); switch (currentOpts.titlePosition) { case 'inside': title .css({ 'width' : final_pos.width - (currentOpts.padding * 2), 'marginLeft' : currentOpts.padding, 'marginRight' : currentOpts.padding }); titleHeight = title.outerHeight(true); title.appendTo( outer ); final_pos.height += titleHeight; break; case 'over': title .css({ 'marginLeft' : currentOpts.padding, 'width' : final_pos.width - (currentOpts.padding * 2), 'bottom' : currentOpts.padding }) .appendTo( outer ); break; case 'float': title .css('left', parseInt((title.width() - final_pos.width - 40)/ 2, 10) * -1) .appendTo( wrap ); break; default: title .css({ 'width' : final_pos.width - (currentOpts.padding * 2), 'paddingLeft' : currentOpts.padding, 'paddingRight' : currentOpts.padding }) .appendTo( wrap ); break; } title.hide(); }, _set_navigation = function() { if (currentOpts.enableEscapeButton || currentOpts.enableKeyboardNav) { $(document).bind('keydown.fb', function(e) { if (e.keyCode == 27 && currentOpts.enableEscapeButton) { e.preventDefault(); $.fancybox.close(); } else if ((e.keyCode == 37 || e.keyCode == 39) && currentOpts.enableKeyboardNav && e.target.tagName !== 'INPUT' && e.target.tagName !== 'TEXTAREA' && e.target.tagName !== 'SELECT') { e.preventDefault(); $.fancybox[ e.keyCode == 37 ? 'prev' : 'next'](); } }); } if (!currentOpts.showNavArrows) { nav_left.hide(); nav_right.hide(); return; } if ((currentOpts.cyclic && currentArray.length > 1) || currentIndex !== 0) { nav_left.show(); } if ((currentOpts.cyclic && currentArray.length > 1) || currentIndex != (currentArray.length -1)) { nav_right.show(); } }, _finish = function () { if (!$.support.opacity) { content.get(0).style.removeAttribute('filter'); wrap.get(0).style.removeAttribute('filter'); } if (selectedOpts.autoDimensions) { content.css('height', 'auto'); } wrap.css('height', 'auto'); if (titleStr && titleStr.length) { title.show(); } if (currentOpts.showCloseButton) { close.show(); } _set_navigation(); if (currentOpts.hideOnContentClick) { content.bind('click', $.fancybox.close); } if (currentOpts.hideOnOverlayClick) { overlay.bind('click', $.fancybox.close); } $(window).bind("resize.fb", $.fancybox.resize); if (currentOpts.centerOnScroll) { $(window).bind("scroll.fb", $.fancybox.center); } if (currentOpts.type == 'iframe') { $('Tumblr (3.0; @geekbuntu)http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510oe9vc71qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh noes!</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/24313732742http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/24313732742Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:31:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4oxolGwdc1qbe8f4o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, this in front of my parking spot…. I did 5mph as long as I could….. Which was a half a second</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/23869611691http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/23869611691Sun, 27 May 2012 12:55:58 -0400<p>Word of the day, ” Freemium “…. In lieu of trial…. It’s free, sorta? It works fully if you pay monthly….</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/23869323476http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/23869323476Sun, 27 May 2012 12:51:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41mgu7h181qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/23082820824http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/23082820824Mon, 14 May 2012 22:48:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vz7c9PZ31qzvuwxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://treeporn.tumblr.com/post/21578047239/submitted-by-lisa" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">treeporn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Submitted by <a href="http://we-are-liberation.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Lisa.</a></p></blockquote> <p>Geeat pic</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/21619503069http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/21619503069Sun, 22 Apr 2012 21:32:59 -0400<ol><li><p>I think part of a best friend&#8217;s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.</p></li> <li><p>Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you&#8217;re wrong.</p></li> <li><p>I totally take back all those times I didn&#8217;t want to nap when I was younger.</p></li> <li><p>There is great need for a sarcasm font.</p></li> <li><p>How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?</p></li> <li><p>Was learning cursive really necessary?</p></li> <li><p>Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I&#8217;m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.</p></li> <li><p>Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.</p></li> <li><p>I can&#8217;t remember the last time I wasn&#8217;t at least kind of tired.</p></li> <li><p>Bad decisions make good stories.</p></li> <li><p>You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren&#8217;t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.</p></li> <li><p>Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don&#8217;t want to have to restart my collection&#8230;again.</p></li> <li><p>I&#8217;m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks meif I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.</p></li> <li><p>I keep some people&#8217;s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.</p></li> <li><p>I think the freezer deserves a light as well.</p></li> <li><p>I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.</p></li> <li><p>I wish Google Maps had an &#8220;Avoid Ghetto&#8221; routing option.</p></li> <li><p>I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.</p></li> <li><p>How many times is it appropriate to say &#8220;What?&#8221; before you just nod and smile because you still didn&#8217;t hear or understand a word they said?</p></li> <li><p>I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!</p></li> <li><p>Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.</p></li> <li><p>Sometimes I&#8217;ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.</p></li> <li><p>Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I&#8217;d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.</p></li> </ol>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/17663257647http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/17663257647Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:53:44 -0500<a href="http://">tada</a>: <p>tada</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/17218477236http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/17218477236Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:08:13 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uWQQjMChxcQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Wow</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/16153919285http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/16153919285Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:34:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxa4ga12Oh1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Reminds me of the line from Mr mom … Did u shoot him with a 38?….38 .39 whatever it took….</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/15295926120http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/15295926120Sat, 07 Jan 2012 22:49:16 -0500<a href="http://www.bradwestness.com/this-is-a-rebuilding-year,138/">This is a Rebuilding Year</a>: <p><a href="http://www.bradwestness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rebuilding.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-139" title="rebuilding" src="http://www.bradwestness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rebuilding-300x135.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="135"/></a></p> <p>In the last 12 months, I did the following:</p> <ul><li>Took my first “real” full-time job at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater</li> <li><a title="My Dogs" href="http://www.bradwestness.com/my-dogs/" target="_blank">Adopted two dogs</a></li> <li>Bought a house</li> <li>Got married</li> <li>Drove to…</li></ul>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/15187431336http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/15187431336Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:53:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzge9Gphn1qbe8f4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>godaddy had a change of heart…. surpise?</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/14987450122http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/14987450122Thu, 29 Dec 2011 15:46:57 -0500godaddysop<p>8 Ways Quick Application Installations Ruin Performance | 7 Tutorials <a href="http://www.7tutorials.com/8-ways-performing-quick-application-installations-ruin-performance" target="_blank">http://www.7tutorials.com/8-ways-performing-quick-application-installations-ruin-performance</a></p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/14558771789http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/14558771789Wed, 21 Dec 2011 06:18:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvt9o1gYPf1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The plane ride to fl</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13871042493http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13871042493Wed, 07 Dec 2011 08:00:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvta4cqyGK1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The hotel we stayed @</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853824593http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853824593Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:16:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvta7caozU1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hollywood studios</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853930228http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853930228Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:14:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvta67hZDl1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hollywood studios</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853884298http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853884298Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:13:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvta5cuOYa1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hollywood studios</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853856111http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853856111Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:12:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvta2uLUpG1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lake behind resort</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853776064http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853776064Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:11:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvta19sMDq1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Grub shack</p>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853725571http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853725571Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:10:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvt9zuSecv1qbe8f4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853679940http://geekbuntu.u1st.us/post/13853679940Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:09:30 -0500